Not all of my genius ideas are harmless or beneficial to even myself. Sometimes, they don’t even require lying or dramatics. Every now and then, I have an idea that only requires one drastic action. I have a faint line, that’s pretty hard to cross, but leave it to me to push my own boundaries....Continue reading
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Cock Sweaters
Two words: COCK SWEATERS. It started out as a fun hobby that combined two of my passions: cocks & crafts, but now I’m starting to think this could be one of the great inventions of our generation! It’s a completely untapped market! My name could go down in history as the first cock attire pioneer....Continue reading
The Flap
My obsession with the flap began my freshman year of High School. I was cast as Ursula March in our drama department’s production of Sweet Charity. In the musical, my boyfriend, Victor Victorio, was played by the drama club hottie, Chris Stevens. He was a junior at the time and I thought he was absolutely...Continue reading
Damn you, Rob Huebel
Year: 2007 Place: NYC Rob Huebel…….. a name that will haunt my dreams. Some of you may know him; most of you probably have no idea of his existence. Rob Huebel is a semi-famous actor/ comedian, but more importantly he has held a spot on my “Future Husband list” for quite some time. My FHL...Continue reading