I have to admit. I’m really distraught over something. I just feel the phrase “Fuck my Ass” is far too often overlooked. It keeps getting shown up by its’ counter parts: fuck, damn it, shit, motherfucker, god damn it, Jesus Christ, and son of a bitch. After much thought, I believe the source of this...Continue reading
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The Accidental Golden Shower
Jorge was my first serious boyfriend and since his name reminded me of a migrant field worker, I called him George instead. Ironically, I later found out George is the English pronunciation of Jorge. The second I saw Jorge (Pronounced as George) I knew I wanted to get to know him and the second I...Continue reading
Cock Sweaters
Two words: COCK SWEATERS. It started out as a fun hobby that combined two of my passions: cocks & crafts, but now I’m starting to think this could be one of the great inventions of our generation! It’s a completely untapped market! My name could go down in history as the first cock attire pioneer....Continue reading