Two words: COCK SWEATERS. It started out as a fun hobby that combined two of my passions: cocks & crafts, but now I’m starting to think this could be one of the great inventions of our generation! It’s a completely untapped market! My name could go down in history as the first cock attire pioneer.
Just think about it, all cocks are naturally equipped with their own cock attire, but unfortunately because of society’s views, most of these precious little “over coats” are violently guillotined off. You can throw away the ticket, there are no returns after that coat check.
With my invention of the Cock Sweater, your little mister can finally get back what it’s been missing. The CS gives your cock the comfort and security it deserves. Armed with a Cock Sweater your little soldier doesn’t have to go into battle unprotected anymore.
I have created an array of styles and colors for every occasion. For special events; a stunning lace lined silk. For harsh winter conditions: a cozy fur lined down with detachable testicle hood. For rainy days: a sleek, water resistant trench. Or for the grueling days of summer: a light weight, breathable linen wrap with optional sweat absorbing testicle hood. I am also working on a variety of holiday inspired sweaters!
They’re even practical. If you need to quickly rub one out on your lunch break, no need to waste time removing your sweater. Each Cock Sweater is specially designed to enhance your pleasure and is guaranteed to get you finished and back in the office in 25% less time!
Rest assured, the only thing choking your cock will be you. Cock Sweaters are made with the most durable fabrics to accommodate all of the ups and downs in your cock’s day. I have always believed a hard cock is a happy cock and Cock Sweaters will never get in the way of that happiness.
To top it off, Cock Sweaters enhance the size and look of your package in any pair of pants! You may notice the eyes of the ladies drifting south a little more often.
Next to pussy, the Cock Sweater is just what your cock has been begging for! These babies are going to be flying off the shelves. I just need to finish making my cock manikins and before you know it every man in America will be sporting a piece of my cock attire!
Hey Sarah,
Love the drawings! Nice unexpected bonus. And thanks for making the cocks reasonably sized. Looks like you hit a sweet spot.
I do like the buttons on the Summer version. Gives a guy an option if it’s a hot day. And the yellow raincoat featuring the classic – might I say- timeless design of the black latches. Perfect.
I don’t know how often I’d use the Formal attire but it’s comforting to know it’s there if needed.
And Winter! I’m from Chicago. ’nuff said. 🙂
BTW “cocksweater.com is available”
Thanks, Tom! I’m no artist, but for some reason, drawing clothed cocks, came quite naturally to me.